Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive
Got a ton of pretty bad photos. Thanks Bell, stay totally well
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes